Bubble, blubber, squirm and gloop,
Boiling broth of bat's tail soup.
Wobble, slobber, liquid goo,
Add the sole of one old shoe.
Spooky shadows dance around,
Of frogs and rats and snarling hounds.
Steam swirls rising to the roof,
Add one small ear and one old tooth.
Gnarly, scratchy, tickle and itch,
Stir round and round to make it rich.
Mushy, sticky, sizzle and stew,
They're making mischief just for you!
©2002 Gareth Lancaster
After our Samhain/All Hollow's Eve
ritual and meal...
**{one lucky commentor(that is a follower) will win this ATC, along with another surprise ATC or 2}
We always have a story...
WAILIE-TAILIE
©KingPoetry.com
2008
Hear ye, hear ye, all and sundry
hearken to my tale of woe,
here I stand, all groanie-moanie
dealt a bitter witch's blow.
There was I, a golden oldie,
wifey, son and daughters two,
simple life all cuddly-wuddly,
enemies were far and few.
Then last Apple-blossom Sunday
in the woods to gather fruit,
youngest daughter, lucky ducky,
finds a ring beside a root.
Back at home for munchie-wunchie
daughter's ring her finger fits,
dances round with hokey-pokey,
loves that ring to dong-dang bits.
Door bursts open - bitchy witchy!
Says we stole her magic ring,
daughter's heart goes achey-breaky
wicked witch begins to sing:
"Eye of newt and toadie-woadie,
spider's blood and mad dog's mange,
conjure with me, creepy-crawlie,
make these thieving children change!"
Next day early, wakey-wakey,
feels just like a nasty dream,
at the table, brekky-wekky,
daughter Minnie starts to scream.
Slowly she goes shrinky-winkie.
ring falls off and rolls away,
thinner daughter - holy-moley!
I don't quite know what to say.
Daughter Dawn is snoozy-woozy,
can't quite get her brain awake,
great idea from Mumsey-wumsie,
gives her coffee-flavored cake.
Brother Bill is mamby-pambie,
laughs aloud at nothing there,
sees my face, gets giggly-wiggly,
sits there laughing in his chair.
Wife blames me, gets snarly-warly,
spell has gone straight to her head,
grabs a knife, goes swishy-wishy,
I run out before I'm dead.
Now my life is topsy-turvey,
knifey-wifey's gone insane,
sits and stares all airy-fairy
says that spiders eat her brain.
Yawnie Dawnie's sleepy-weepy,
Silly Billy thinks it's fun,
Skinny Minnie's teensy-weensy,
can't you help me - anyone?
THANK YOU SOOO MUCH FOR VISITING!!
{This was NOT the party I had planned, sadly time, finances and transportation were not on my side. so I did all this between 5:30 am and 7:50 am EST. I HOPE you all enjoyed yourselves :) }
*** Remember, a follower who comments will be winning the above ATC (Samhain Greetings), plus 1-2 other ones. Drawing will be open until Next Saturday night, 11/4 at midnight.
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